METALLICA:

Metallica sucks
Next stop lounge act on cruise ships
Lars is a weenie

Vengence can be ours
Download their songs, make CD's
Hand out in Times Square

Metallica is
for first graders Nothing rocks
harder than Winger
(source unknown)

DOGS:

PUMPKIN
Oh my Zen dog god
You can Be Here Now, always
I envy you so
(by Sally Stabb)

MAGGIE
Innocent and cute
Sleeping humans, unaware
Now, the bed is mine!

CATS:

BILL'S COMPUTER
Problems in my world
What is more annoying than
Cat hair in the drive?

SHEDDING
I love them all, but
how much fur can three cats make?
More like three hundred.

DEEP THOUGHTS:

PROFUNDITY
Contemplating life
thoughts are deep and meaningful
What can I eat next?

FAN HAIKU:

DEAR GRETA
Come to Sheboygan
I will feed you sausages
My smile is too big.
(by Tom in Wisconsin)

Watercolor by audio expert and old friend
SCOTT COLBURN

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